The True History
As opposed to the accurate history
This is not the history you have been taught. This is not the history you know. This is not history burdened by such handicaps as "facts" or "scholarship."
This is history as it should have happened. The American Civil War was won when Abraham Lincoln charged Megatron while astride his mighty bearsteed. Columbus discovered the Americas… in Space. Ghandi achieved Indian independence thanks to his training as a Jedi.
This is Awesome History, and we don't need no stinkin' citations.